Love Adventurer Prints

Romance

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Sex shop

"So this is what you had in mind when you said you wanted a free-range relationship."

"Dear, you're being replaced by a machine."

'Your profile says 'old-fashioned kinda guy', that's exactly what I'm looking for in a man.'

Love tourist.

The Love Boat Sinks.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Tough Love 2000

"Be honest - I'm not the first girl you've brought up here, am I?"

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Chaplain Speedo: speed dating, express marriage, quick counseling, overnight divorce. Drive Thru.

'Mom, meet my new significant other,'

Colin couldn't put his finger on it, but he couldn't help thinking the date wasn't going well.

"Gosh, that was quick!"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Ready for the second part?"

"Women can't resist a challenge."

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

"Beat it loser!"

"Maybe you're not underrated."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Boat wedding.