Love Life Adventurer Prints

'Are you sure these are the new regulation seat belts?.'

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

"You have a really weird energy."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'Sorry, I'm in a hurry. I've got a blind date.'

'Now, Mr. Rafferty, what about this head you wanted to give me?'

'You should consider yourself most fortunate - I don't often do things for charity!'

Colin believed that on a first date it was important to 'dress to impress'.

'Things happened fast...really, really fast.'

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

'Really Derek? Another 'Extreme Wither Event'?'

"Shall I make the first move?"

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

The Runaway Horse

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Man propelled by love

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Zoo animals.

Fearless Frog Part 12

Thug life on safari.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'