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'Are you sure these are the new regulation seat belts?.'

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

"You have a really weird energy."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'Sorry, I'm in a hurry. I've got a blind date.'

'Now, Mr. Rafferty, what about this head you wanted to give me?'

'You should consider yourself most fortunate - I don't often do things for charity!'

Colin believed that on a first date it was important to 'dress to impress'.

'Things happened fast...really, really fast.'

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'Really Derek? Another 'Extreme Wither Event'?'

"Shall I make the first move?"

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

The Runaway Horse

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Fight or Flight

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Trail mix?"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Man propelled by love

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

Thug life on safari.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Zoo animals.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Migrating cows.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.