Love Life Adventurers T-Shirts

Bachelors believe in life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit.

A boy acting suspiciously

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

A skier and a paraglider

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Cupid and parachutists.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Extreme kites!

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

Tough Love 2000

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'