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Men swimming upstream like salmon to spawn.

'I'd like to wait for you Greg, but golly! Thirty days is a long time.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

"This will be hilarious!"

Love linked

Man propelled by love

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Barman In Love.

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"