True Love Adventurer Mugs

Men swimming upstream like salmon to spawn.

'I'd like to wait for you Greg, but golly! Thirty days is a long time.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Love linked

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"This will be hilarious!"

Asking out a palm reader.

Man propelled by love

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Barman In Love.

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."