Online Romance Seeker Mugs

'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Perfect Match

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

Romance

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'Boy you light my fire!'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

Computer Romance