Love In The Digital Age Gifts

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

'That must be my computer date.'

"But I did give you my answer, David....Didn't you check your email?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Your website or mine?'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Romance"

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

'We were matched by computer.'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Maybe I was wrong?

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'