Finding Love Online Pillows

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

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Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Your website or mine?'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Today's love

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Tasty.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Ultimately love would find her...

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."