Playful Engineers Pillows

Remote control car breakdown.

"Young Frankenstein"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Snow Bridge.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Air Footer

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'ok, who threw that?'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Microscope slide

Kids on Building Site.

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

'Creative right?'

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

Child builds themselves a sled.

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Darling, you complete me!"

Calculator Jokes

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"