Geek Chic Devotee Pillows

Underwear boy at 80

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scientists are sexy

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

The Digital Family

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Board Game Hunter

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Binary Man

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Cybergoth.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Essex computer.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Star Wars convention...

Funny math t-shirts

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Alpha males through the ages!

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."