Names Nerd Pillows

"Hi, Spot. My name's Bingo."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Jack London

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Addicted to reading

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"