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Fyodor Dostoevsky

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Addicted to reading

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Name your sources."

Corporate Greed.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Reading

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Pickle

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Mark Twain

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."