Novella Nerd Pillows

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Jack London

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Addicted to reading

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Corporate Greed.

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Mark Twain

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"