Fyodor Dostoevsky
Novella Nerd Gifts
Looking for a gift for your novella nerd? Explore a collection of clever and charming items that celebrate their passion for short stories and literary adventures. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts, find the ideal gift that matches their creative spirit and love for reading. Whether they’re writing or just devouring novellas, these gifts add a touch of humor and personality to their favorite pastime.
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
First Novels.
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
John Bunyan
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
Moby Dick
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'
Jack London
"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"
He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.
Addicted to reading
"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
Encyclopedic Novel Slam.
"Name your sources."
Corporate Greed.
Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp
"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"
All-Purpose Obamatoon
Reading
"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"
"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Pickle
"Congratulations! It's a pass."
Mark Twain
Fiction. Mystery. History.
"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."
Novella Nerd Gifts Collection
Novella Nerd Mugs
Discover a range of mugs that celebrate your novella nerd. Perfect for their coffee breaks or morning routines—funny, charming, and literary-inspired.
Novella Nerd Pillows
Make their reading corner extra inviting with pillows designed for novella enthusiasts. Cozy and witty, they’re perfect for relaxing with a good story.
Novella Nerd Prints
Enhance their space with prints that celebrate novella nerds. Clever quotes and charming designs add personality to any wall.
Novella Nerd T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to your novella lover’s heart. Clever and comfortable, these tees are ideal for expressing their passion for storytelling.