Classic Novel Nerd Gifts

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

Don Quixote and books

"Do you have any experience?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

Honoré de Balzac

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

John Bunyan

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Thomas Hardy

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Addicted to reading