Classic Novel Nerd Prints

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

Don Quixote and books

"Do you have any experience?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

Honoré de Balzac

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Sock Puppet in Literature

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Thomas Hardy

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Jack London

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Addicted to reading

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Shakespeare Quote