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'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Nerd tryouts.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Sexual chemistry set

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Second lifeReal life.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Board Game Hunter

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Knights of the Square Table.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"