Nerd Aficionado Pillows

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Knights of the Square Table.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"You know damn well what noise!"

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

Wifi Peacock

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"Pavlov's Blog."

Star Wars convention...

Alpha males through the ages!

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Halt! User name and password.'

'Please. Don't get me started.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"