Techie Traditionalists T-Shirts

"My kid could have done that with AI."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Christmas pudcast"

Luddite Zoom.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''