Tech Traditionalist T-Shirts

"I still can't bring my self to type a smily face."

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

'Not that sort of 'mobile' you great fat t***."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

I've just written you a letter. Let me read it to you.

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

'I miss newspapers.'

"Mrs Miggins! It's been brought to my attention that you're not answering your e-mails!"

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'