Techno-traditionalist Gifts

"That's your mobile.How did the caller know you were here?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"My kid could have done that with AI."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

Hip hop Santa.

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."