Technology In Tradition Explorer Pillows

Cemetary - coffin disposal.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Your Future Home.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

Santa's elevator

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

Family separated by the Internet

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"Conservative Liberal"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

The red lion pub in Chinatown.