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"Conservative Liberal"

"You shoved a candy cane in my ear!"

The red lion pub in Chinatown.

The Vineyard

Transylvanian backpackers.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Those Were The Days

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"But wait, there's more."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

Groundhog Day.

Santa's elevator

Office Hazing

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

Amish personal mobility scooter

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber