Tradition Analyzers Pillows

Lemmings #2 "It's good to see that some of the old traditions have survived"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

The Truth

Scot holding a heart.

Shall I be mother?

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

"My religion is about love and tolerance! Got that, you stupid son of a bitch!?!

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Groundhog Day.

Santa's elevator

"That's our department of microeconomics."

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Bavaria

Computer video dreidel.

A dreary maypole

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

Wassailing!

"Conservative Liberal"