Traditions Scholar Pillows

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I love these old decorations!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Folk Wedding

"It was her mothers"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Christmas on Other Planets.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Baptism Then and Now

Midwest Winter Items.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'