Curator Of Traditions Pillows

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Misunderstood artist

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

You had me at vintage.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Rise of Modern Art

"I love these old decorations!"

Convenience.

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Board Game Hunter

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Midwest Winter Items.