Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."
Traditions Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift for a traditions scholar? Discover humorous and heartfelt items that celebrate their passion for history, cultural studies, and the preservation of timeless customs. Perfect for academic milestones or everyday appreciation, these products add a touch of personality and wit to their scholarly pursuits.
Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.
"Ours is not a creative clan."
"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
'What clan do you belong to?'
'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'
'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'
"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"
"I love these old decorations!"
"Take the off this minute, young lady."
"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."
Pearly King and Queen
Out of kilter.
Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.
'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'
Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'
'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."
Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'
All-Candy Seder.
'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'
Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"
Folk Wedding
"It was her mothers"
"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."
Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.
Christmas on Other Planets.
Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.
"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."
Baptism Then and Now
Midwest Winter Items.
"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"
"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"
'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'
'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'
Traditions Scholar Gifts Collection
Traditions Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for traditions scholars—great for inspiring conversations about history and cultural customs.
Traditions Scholar Pillows
Add some scholarly charm with our pillows designed for traditions lovers—ideal for cozy spaces filled with cultural appreciation.
Traditions Scholar Prints
Decorate with our prints featuring historical and cultural themes—bring a touch of tradition and artistry to any room.
Traditions Scholar T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts perfect for traditions scholars—combine comfort with wit and showcase their passion for history and culture.