Tradition Observers Gifts

To Card Or Not To Card

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"It was her mothers"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Scot holding a heart.

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Santa Elevator

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

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