Tradition Appreciators Gifts

Bavaria

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Maypole

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

Scot holding a heart.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Gluten-free Santa

Shavuot - Like!

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Queen reigning.

"Careful now. It's fragile."