Tradition Appreciators Mugs

Bavaria

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Shall I be mother?

Scot holding a heart.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Gluten-free Santa

Shavuot - Like!

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Time for Tea

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Queen reigning.

"Careful now. It's fragile."

First Marriage.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'