Tradition Observers Pillows

To Card Or Not To Card

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"It was her mothers"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Scot holding a heart.

Shall I be mother?

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Luddite Zoom.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Santa Elevator

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.