Tradition Tracker Pillows

"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"I love these old decorations!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Folk Wedding

Midwest Winter Items.