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Lemmings #2 "It's good to see that some of the old traditions have survived"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

Scot holding a heart.

The Truth

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"My religion is about love and tolerance! Got that, you stupid son of a bitch!?!

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Groundhog Day.

Santa's elevator

"That's our department of microeconomics."

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Bavaria

Computer video dreidel.

Birthday anticlimax.

A dreary maypole

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Wassailing!

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."