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Cemetary - coffin disposal.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Your Future Home.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"I'd like to make a return."

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

How Presidential Eulogies Influence Future Funerals

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

Santa's elevator

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

"This is not what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time!"

Family separated by the Internet

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

Personnel. How are your people skills?

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

"Conservative Liberal"

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'