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"There will be no more sleigh visits, as I've gone entirely to drone delivery."

The first car accident.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"It was her mothers"

Space for Lease.

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Henry Fox Talbot

Shall I be mother?

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Change, Change, Change, Change.

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Luddite Zoom.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"He's retreated into nationalism."