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Santa's elevator

Can You Spot the Differences?

The first car accident.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Toys

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Space for Lease.

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Little boys

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Henry Fox Talbot

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Shall I be mother?

Change, Change, Change, Change.

Universe of reading

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."