Tech Vs Tradition Thinker T-Shirts

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"Artificial intelligence has just identified humanity's main problem. It's human."

'We've simplified the software.'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"You'll still be upfront old buddy, but Siri will be calling all the shots tonight. . . I've got to move with the times!"

It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

Texting Monks.

'You don't need GPS to take out the trash, Kevin.'

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

"I still can't bring my self to type a smily face."