Tech Vs Tradition Thinker Prints

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"Artificial intelligence has just identified humanity's main problem. It's human."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'We've simplified the software.'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

Texting Monks.

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

'You don't need GPS to take out the trash, Kevin.'

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

"Eddie, the 'old economy' is making a comeback..."

"So, does God always call people to the ministry or can he text too?"