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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"While you were out for lunch, History passed by and Fame came knocking."

"Obama planted it."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

'Look around, son...Some day all of this, minus my huge golden parachute, will be yours.'

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...batteries not included.'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"Sigh...Iconoclastic, but not an icon."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Which one suits me - the John D. Rockefeller or the Andrew Carnegie?'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Man Ponders Legacy 'Forty- three, Alice. Forty-three years of controversial service and not one measly death threat!'

'I want an iron clad will that won't allow them to get a dime until I'm cremated and ashes are sprinkled on wall street.'

"I wish all this could be yours someday, son, but it belongs to a competitor."

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'Anything on how to build a legacy, at the entry level?'

I'm handing power over to you, son...