Legacy Analyzer Prints

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"While you were out for lunch, History passed by and Fame came knocking."

"Obama planted it."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

How Presidential Eulogies Influence Future Funerals

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

'Look around, son...Some day all of this, minus my huge golden parachute, will be yours.'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

"I wish all this could be yours someday, son, but it belongs to a competitor."

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Man Ponders Legacy 'Forty- three, Alice. Forty-three years of controversial service and not one measly death threat!'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...batteries not included.'

'Which one suits me - the John D. Rockefeller or the Andrew Carnegie?'

'I want an iron clad will that won't allow them to get a dime until I'm cremated and ashes are sprinkled on wall street.'

Attorney. He left money in his will to build a casino. Why? He wanted to leave the world a bettor place.

"Sigh...Iconoclastic, but not an icon."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Kobe Bryant Memorial

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'Anything on how to build a legacy, at the entry level?'