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"Nobody can stop us!"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

A Terrible Shock

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

A 'lone wolf' in Halle, Germany?

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

The idea of democracy in some former East Bloc-countries...

A prediction.

European Crisis management.

"I don't get it. Every time we send an agent into Ukraine, this how they come back."

"That's it boys - we defeated the Nazis! Time to go home, have kids and live the good life!"

Hague Convention Defied! Using Siphons of Laughing Gas to Overcome the British before an Attack in France.

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

Court Pastimes - Bear Baiting (Elizabeth)

"We’ll go for a walk after the world comes to its senses."

"I've concluded a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...."

Americans Don't Care About Foreigners Yet They Care About Us

Alexis de Tocqueville

First Projected Loser in November.

Sen. Orrin Hatch (R - UT) Retiring after 42 years. Hope he has a nice pas

"I don't think your historic child abuse case will stand up in court. The doctor claims that he had to slap you when you were born."

"President Trump has ordered the seventeenth year of bombing Afghanistan."

Royal Wedding Mania

Collateral Damage in the Great Trump Tariff War

Lemmings #2 "It's good to see that some of the old traditions have survived"

More Presidential

If the election were held today ... wouldn't you be glad that it's finally over with?