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"That's it boys - we defeated the Nazis! Time to go home, have kids and live the good life!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Gender Equality

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Demure lady with gloves

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'