Traditional Vs Digital Debate Pillows

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

Corporate Running of the 'Bull'.

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

'My old man said downloading Rap music online was illegal. So I played him some...he said it's ok 'cause that isn't music.'

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

"Eddie, the 'old economy' is making a comeback..."

"In my day we didn't 'scroll down' — we turned to Page 16, Section D!"

"Believe it or not he's an absolute BEAST on twitter!"

"The Cloud ate my homework ... "

"Simon!!! What on earth have you tweeted this time!?"

Facebook Grave

"Enough game requests already!"

Books and mobiles

'We really should spend more time with the kids. Is there a 'quality time' app...?'

"I was trying to send a text message, but I think I bombed a terrorist camp with a remote control drone."