Digital Vs Print Enthusiast Pillows

"In my day we didn't 'scroll down' — we turned to Page 16, Section D!"

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Big Newspaper Delivery

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"Buy my data $20"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."