Digital Vs Traditional Pillows

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

I.T. Fear

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Man-mobile

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Silly sausages

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."