Digital Vs Print Enthusiast Gifts

"In my day we didn't 'scroll down' — we turned to Page 16, Section D!"

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Smartphone Sonogram

Big Newspaper Delivery

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Statue of liberty selfie

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'