Printed Media Enthusiast Gifts

Dog Worries

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Big Newspaper Delivery

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

Sunday.

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

H L Mencken.

The Daily Me

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

power of press

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Breakfast Printing Press

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

"Can't you forget about the FT for once?"

"When I say the 'gray lady' I mean your mother, not the New York Times."

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

'Print is Dead.'

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.