Print Media Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Print Media

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

H L Mencken.

Johannes Gutenberg

The Daily Me

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Sunday.

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

Watching TV around the world

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

power of press

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

Breakfast Printing Press

"Can't you forget about the FT for once?"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"When I say the 'gray lady' I mean your mother, not the New York Times."

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'