Print Media Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Print Media

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Big Newspaper Delivery

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Sunday.

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

power of press

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

Watching TV around the world

Breakfast Printing Press

"Can't you forget about the FT for once?"

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

'Print is Dead.'

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

Newspaper dog