Tech Meets Tradition Lover Pillows

Push button for sea to part.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Christmas pudcast"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

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'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

General Store Modernises

"You can go to my website for the full list of what I want."

A hunter shoots a drone

Texting Monks.

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

'We now accept chip & pin.'

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

"You know this isn't environmentally friendly! Maybe we should just email instead!"

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"

'Online baking is convenient but what I miss most is walking over to the bank and chatting with the tellers.'